Part 1: Parties and Plato

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— written Wednesday October 27th —

Hello hello

It's been so long since my last update that I'm gonna have to divide the chapter in 2 or 3 parts so they don't get too long lmao

Anywho, we had a party a few weeks ago and everyone was vomiting within the first hour or so??? My friends have no self control 🤦‍♀️

We took a break from partying for a few weeks and then we had another party last Friday for my friend's birthday

It was lots of fun for a few hours, and then suddenly everyone either disappeared to the bathroom or just sat on their phones and looked depressed?? So me, Amalie and the one sober friend just stood together and danced and sang together for the longest time lol

We were probably the soberest of the bunch but we were the ones who kept the party going XD

OH YEAH- pretty much all of us drink Kalinka and I keep accidentally swapping bottles with people at parties

So during the second to last party (the one where everyone was vomiting), I just took a random bottle and left and that's the one I brought to the last party

It didn't take me very long to realize that it was water 😂

I had a very beautiful two seconds where I thought I finally reached the "it tastes like water" phase lmao-

So I brought water and orange juice XD My parents got a kick out of it when I came home lmao (they don't need to know that I got plenty from my friends lol)

So yeah, there's been less parties lately and I'm honestly grateful for that because I needed a break after the summer XD

Also, during the party where everyone vomited, apparently P and I spoke on snapchat for a while

Remember the guy that I was sort of friends with for a few years but he kinda had a thing for me? XD The guy who, according to T, looked straight at me with hearts in his eyes and said "sometimes you like someone without them even noticing" and my dumbass didn't notice and kept talking about my crush at the time? 😭😂

So the next day, he wrote something like "I'm sorry for last night" and I didn't remember what we were even talking about so I just replied with something like "it's ok, I was drunk so I don't even remember it lmao"

And then I got back "I'm sorry for hitting on you haha I don't even have a shot" with a bunch of laughing emojis 🤦‍♀️😂

whyyYYY

So I panicked and just ended the conversation with "oh lol" lmao-

I almost forgot - for the party where everyone vomited, we had a high school stereotypes theme! :D I figured that everyone was gonna go with cool girl or emo, so I went with horny virgin lmfao

To school things, we were learning about Greek philosophers in history & philosophy for the longest time - specifically about Socrates, Plato and Aristotle

I kid you not, Blanc and I legitimately sat and joked about the three of them for 4 hours straight one beautiful Tuesday

I can't remember exactly what the jokes were, but I had a pretty good one lolol

The backstory you need to know for this joke is that it was normal for teachers to have pedophilic relationships with their students at the time, Alexander the Great was Aristotle's student, and apparently Alexander the Great had a bit of a god complex and thought he was the son of a god or something

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