TART The Sequel (TART 4)

hisokasmonsterschlong

— written Monday May 10th —

Hello :D

Last Tuesday, Amalie, T and I had a call together

Amalie started it with "guess when I'm traveling back" (in case you don't remember, she's been an exchange student in the US since last august)

She's traveling on May 29th!! And I was thinking that she wouldn't be back until the end of June!! 😭😭😭💕💕💕🎉🎉🎉 Of course she'll have two weeks of quarantine or something like that BUT STILL!!

^ this is my motivation to get through these next few weeks of presentations and tests and midterms XD

While we're on the topic of last Tuesday, Hannah sent a message to the family group chat (I made it because I was sick of sending individual messages to my family members whenever I sent them photos of the pets lol)

She's been sending stuff to school from "oikawas flat ass" 💀

Imagine if her school had gotten messages from "Hisoka's monster schlong" 😭💀😂

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This next story requires a bit of explaining lol

In Norway, from the 1st of May until the 17th, people graduating from high school in June become "russ" and basically party every single night until final exams

It's obviously going on now since it's May, and we were talking about it at school and we started talking about what we wanted to have on our cards (russ also have "russekort" which are cards with their photo and whatever text lol)

The vast majority of cards have nothing but extremely dirty jokes lol

I said something like "I want a joke on mine! Like 'what's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels'"

T immediately started laughing and telling me how innocent I am -3- I don't wanna give out cards to children with nothing but extremely dirty jokes!! ;-;

The "russ" also like to play pranks and stuff at school, so they've started bringing huge water guns and blasting people at school XD

None of the third years care about me (luckily) so I'm safe, but I nearly got blasted in the face today!! 😂

I was gonna leave school at the end of the day, and I was walking down the stairs

At the bottom of the stairs, you gotta turn to the side to get to the exit, but if you turn even more, there's a hall (you can't see it when you come down the stairs because of the wall)

I was just about to pass the corner when three big streams of water blasted past my face XD If I had been slightly faster I would've been very unlucky lmao

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My parents had wine with dinner last Saturday and I asked if I could try some

Bruh why am I such a wuss 😭😭😭 I took the tiniest sip and I acted like I was dying because 1) it tasted sO bAd, and 2) it burns

My sister tried a sip and didn't even make a face, she even drank up the little bit she got (while I took a tiny sip and gave up)

Hannah's gonna be the alcoholic of the family 😂 I'll never forget the first time I asked my mom to buy Vikingfjord for me for a party and I let my parents and sister try a sip each

My dad and I were both like "ew!!! Oh my gosh it burns!!! Ughhh"

Meanwhile my mom and 14 YEAR OLD SISTER WHO HAD NEVER TRIED ALCOHOL BEFORE didn't even blink :/

Shots are actually torture because it tastes like how my markers smell, and it burns in my throat and down to my stomach and ajsljslajdla

How long did it take for you guys to tolerate alcohol better? Because it all tastes disgusting to me, burns like I'm gonna die and I'm tipsy after 2 shots 💀😂 whyyy

Plus now I just get flashbacks of me vomiting all over my friend's floor 👉👈😂 IM STILL ASHAMED OF MYSELF, MY POOR SOBER FRIEND HAD TO CLEAN UP MY VOMIT WHICH WAS DEFINITELY STRAIGHT UP LIQUOR

I've only ever witnessed two people vomit from drinking and they looked absolutely miserable

Meanwhile I was having the time of my life 😂 I couldn't exactly see or feel anything anyway lmao

After that time, I wasn't able to touch or smell alcohol for so long XD But we're finally having a party again on Saturday and I'm ready to become my happy, innocent, talkative alter ego again and wake up the next day with mysterious bruises all over my body because I'm a mess XD

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My mom, sister and I are rewatching Glee for the millionth time 😂 It's such a feel-good show and it makes me think of spring/summer! XD (though we're gonna stop after season 4 because the last two seasons are so bad)

Anywho, there was a long scene where three different people were preparing to lose their virginity and they were all singing "like a virgin" and I STILL GET AWKWARD ABOUT THESE KINDS OF SCENES WITH MY PARENTS

So I took out my phone and pretended to suddenly have something to do, because that's not suspicious at all :)

And my sister had the auDaCitY to send me a message about how awkward it was

AND OF COURSE I START LAUGHING

ALSHALDJAL

Every time there's an awkward scene and I don't want to laugh, Hannah sends me a message that makes me start laughing and it makes everything so much more awkward aldkaljxls

Anywho, literally everyone I know that has seen Glee agrees that this is the best song:

I also thought it was really cool when the girls had to perform a rock song so they sang "livin on a prayer" 😌

Anywho, I had a presentation today, I have an English midterm on Wednesday and I have to send in a geography paper on Wednesday and then I have off from school until next Tuesday!! :DDD (not quite sure why I have off on Thursday or Friday but Monday is the 17th, meaning the national day over here :D)

After that I'll just have three more presentations and a math midterm and I can finally rest 😩

Anywho, I hope you guys are doing well :D <3