— written Wednesday May 16th —
A plushie nearly gave me a heart attack
My dad is the kind of person that doesn't really know how to organize and clean, he just shoves things in random places and hopes for the best
So I wasn't really that surprised when I noticed a huge Nemo plushie on top of my closet :)
I noticed it a few nights ago and anything with eyes kinda creeps me out but I tried to ignore it
I came into my room tonight and started getting situated
I looked up and that fucking plushie was upside down, looking and smiling directly at me
When I tell you I jumped 😭😭😭
I was so scared I instantly left my room and then asked my dad to move it lmfao-
It looked psychotic and possessed!! I thought I was about to be murdered by Nemo 😭😂
—
My cousin scares me
She's pregnant and she's been posting some questionable things on snapchat...
I really hope that this is just a pregnancy craving, but she's started a series called "mayo works on everything" and it's just her drowning food in mayo 😭😭😭😭😭
THERE ARE CERTAIN FOODS YOU DON'T PUT MAYO ON 😭😭😭💀💀💀
The hotdog and taco videos were bad enough, but the last one scarred me
SHE
PUT
MAYO
ON
CARROT CAKE
SOMEONE PLS STOP HER
THAT IS A SIN
THAT IS A CRIME
I feel like I've witnessed something illegal T_T WHAT COMPELLED HER TO DROWN CARROT CAKE IN MAYO
WHYYYYYYY
—
Eurovision is back baby ✨
Eurovision sucks but I love it and it's the highlight of this shitty time of year XD
And also throwback to when I was a child and still living back in the US when this happened and became one of Norway's proudest moments:
^ best Eurovision song ever 🤷♀️
Anywho, the first part of the semi finals was on last Tuesday and the second part was on last Thursday
On Tuesday maybe 3 of the songs were decent (not amazing, just fine) and the rest sucked
On Thursday, just about all of them were so awful until near the end when Finland saved us all
ITS A ROCK SONG
FINALLY
Rock songs are literally never in Eurovision, and when they are, they never win (or make it to the finals)
