If Hetalia Characters would be TV show hosts...
User: *plops down on couch in front of the TV* What's on TV now... *switches TV on*
TV: And now live, Quotes and Life Lesson with the BTT
France: Thanks for tuning in.
Spain: And now for the first life lesson with Prussia
Prussia: Thanks, now,*reads from paper* Making fun of Russia or Eating a certain Brit's "culinary cuisine" is just easy. It's just a stroll in the park. But it's Jurrassic Park.
France: Next for all the people in a relationship, *smiles* stop trying to figure out who wears the pants between the two of you. Relationships work best when both you are not wearing pants.
*BZZT*
TV: UsUk: Love Life...
England: Hey, Alfred.
America: Yeah dude?
England: Do you have any {rubber} here? (U.K. meaning: Eraser)
America: WHAT. (U.S. meaning: Condooooooooooooooooom) ARE YOU SAYING ARTIE. IM NOT YET IN THE MOOD. IT STILL MORNING. DONT YOU KNOW WE HAVE NEIGHBORS??????!!!*freaks out*
*canned laughter and credits appear*
*BZZT*
TV: Learning English with the UN~
England: Alright, what is the meaning of "floral"?
Italy: Uh... ITS THE OPPOSITE OF SINGULAR SIR.
England: *facepalm*
*BZZT*
TV: How to ask different kinds of people without hurting them
Canada: Fat people.. *walks to America* Instead of saying that the fperson is fat, try this.
America: *suntanning*
Canada: Excuse me sir, what lotion are you using? Let me guess... Heinz Ketchup? Or Mang Tomas? (Sauce for Lechon) Or Maple Syrup?
America: WTF CANADA.
*BZZT*
France: For all the men out there, here's five tips for a happy life. Have a woman to help you at work, a woman to take care of you, a woman who can make you laugh, a woman who spoils you and lastly, and most importantly, make it sure that the four women have never met.
Spain: One thing about marriage. Marriage is love, right? And Love is blind. Therefore, marriage is the institution of the blind.
Prussia: Another thing, Marriages are made in heaven. But then again, so are thunder and lightning.
*turns off*
User: Meh.
