Japan: *notices paper on table* Hmm? I never seen this before. *reads paper*
Paper: [Dear Japan, You have been invited to the annual Yaoi-con event. When you enter, please show this paper, you will be entered without any payments whatsoever. Yaoi-con event is at 10:00 pm at Kyoto, Japan. From, User]
Japan: OOOOOOOOHHHHHYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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Japan: Finally Inside! *goes inside main event cinema*
User: And now, ladies and gentlemen, prepare to see the marvel of this year's yaoi! Ta-da! *full, big screen. Giripan yaoi* [P.S. The picture from "Here comes Japan, the otaku man"]
Japan: 何？！ !?(･_･;? [What?!]
User: And here is our special guest, Mr. Greece! *Greece appears on stage, half naked*
Greece: Thank you for coming here *blushes*
Japan: *nose breed* *dies*
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Please don't hate me, I'm just addicted to Giripan! Even though I'm a male... •_•
