This was brought up in a conversation in Omegle with a random guy who probably ate 10 packs of Skittles and drank 10 bottles of Coke. Enjoy!
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If Hetalia were superheroes.......
Italy woulde be PastaMan
Germany would be StorngShtickyWurstMan (Wait, what?)
Japan would be SushiYaoiMan
America would be AhahahahaI'mNotFatDudeAndI'mTheHeroBurgerDudeMan
England would be HarryPotterBurntCouchStuffingBlackSheepEyebrowsLimeyMan
France would be OhonhonhonhonhonhonhonhonhonLOLRoseMan
Russia would be Vodkaaaaaakolkolkolkolkolkolkolkolkolkolmagicalsteelmetalpipeofpaindaman
China would be AiyaavatshinattychanaruAruAruAruAruAruAruAruAruman
User would be LOLShaolinOfCrazinessOMGWhatAmIDoingWithMyLifeMan
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CHAPTER 69! OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH
