Here comes Japan, the otaku man!

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*User appeared at the doorstep of Japan's house*

User: *rings door bell*

User: We'll, maybe he's still asleep, at 2:00 pm. Might as well barge into Japan's room.

User: *opens Japan's room* WAKE THE F*CK UP JAPA-

Japan: *watching Giripan yaoi, room full of UsUk, FrUk, FrUkUs, GerIta, Germany incest,RussiaxChina doujinshi and posters* *turns around, looks embarrassed* THIS ISN'T WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE.

User: AHA! I KNEW IT! *takes a bajillion pictures of Japan's room*

Japan: DELETE THOSE AT ONCE!

User: Okay, Okay, I'll delete them. *deletes pictures*. I'm goin' to go to the post office now. *grumbles*

_-_-_-_-TIME SKIP HAS BROUGHT TO YOU BY FLYING MINT BUNNY-_-_-_-_

Japan: Ughh, never gonna leave the door unlocked again!

*phone rings*

Japan: Huh? *sees text box* OVER 9000 messages! *opens*

*All messages are yaoi, mostly GiriPan*

Japan: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKYYYYYYYYYYYYYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Oh my Gir, the title RHYMES! *background music: FOR THE FIRST TIME IN FOREVER*

Soooooooooo, changed devices from iPad to laptop. I think that pretty much it I guess and DON'T worry! The rest will come upon my crackfics, maybe. AND OH! Heres the picture on the messages here------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------->>>>>

So, BAIIIIIEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYY!

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