*Windows starting screen sound*
*Italy pops up out nowhere*
Italy: Hey, User!（≧∇≦）
User: W-who, me?
Italy: Yeah, do you wanna make pasta?(・ω・)ノ
User: Yeah... (Wait this doesn't seem like crack!)
Italy: OK! So, when are we getting high?
User: Maybe lik- WAIT WHAT.
Italy: MY SPOON IS TOO BIG FOR MY CEREAL.
User: Whut? (Now it's happening)
*America appears like a banana*
America: I'm a banana.
*Blood spurts from America's anus*
America: MY ANUS IS BLEEDING!
Italy: YAAAAAAYYYYYYYY!!!
User: Better stop this nonsense. *Shuts down the house*
America: NO! I'LL DIE WITHOUT YOU! *poof*
User: So much for first chapter... (Ｔ＿Ｔ)
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Sorry if it's short because my iPad is gonna die. Of starvation. SEE YOU!o(≧▽≦)o
