Sneaking in U.S.A. *SPECIAL*

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[READERS BE WARNED]

-USER and READERS are sneaking in Murica to find unicorns-

*at Foreign Affairs Building*

America: *le serious staff boss* Okay, if you are truly American, you should know the National Anthem. 

doodle-wiz: Of course! What do you think we are?!

America; Calm down, if you are an American, sing it and you can enter the country.

VeFeliciano: *ahem* OH,say can you see by the dawn's early light~

AngelWithNoHeart: What so proudly we hailed at the twilight's last gleaming?~

kulia2: Whose broad stripes and bright stars thru the perilous fight,~

Zombriiii: O'er the ramparts we watched were so gallantly streaming?~

Josie_Trancy: And the rocket's red glare, the bombs bursting in air,~

xx____hetalia____xx: Gave proof through the night that our flag was still there.~

blueangelpants_459: Oh, say does that star-spangled banner yet wave~

RebekahGhosts: O'er the land of the free and the home of the brave?~

hetalia_b4ae: On the shore, dimly seen through the mists of the deep,~

Christmas_LumaGamer: Where the foe's haughty host in dread silence reposes,~

ReadingLlamaToby: What is that which the breeze, o'er the towering steep,~

randombabycgirl: As it fitfully blows, half conceals, half discloses?~

Kandygirl263: Now it catches the gleam of the morning's first beam,~

englandanime: In full glory reflected now shines in the stream:~

BelaCruz: 'Tis the star-spangled banner! Oh long may it wave~

FerretEverdeen: O'er the land of the free and the home of the brave!~

awesome-girl101: And where is that band who so vauntingly swore~

LadyPolka: That the havoc of war and the battle's confusion~

angelanaomihoran: A home and a country should leave us no more!~

cat_bug48: Their blood has washed out their foul footsteps' pollution.~

cloverthecat: No refuge could save the hireling and slave~

Dead_Innocent: From the terror of flight, or the gloom of the grave:~

Luna_Death_Angel: And the star-spangled banner in triumph doth wave

User: *ahem*

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AND IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII WILL ALWAYS

Italy: LOOVE YYYYYYYYYOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOH

 Everyone: *glasses break* *death stare at User*

User: *gulps*

America: *claps hand*

Everyone: *gulps*

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FABULOUS!!

Poland: *taking selfies*

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