Truth or Dare 8 ~PuertoRico_chan~

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England: Time for dares! The ultimately crazy and over the top ones!

User: Back from my annual PruHun meeting! *reads dare* Pffftt.... *laughing* This is too comedic.!

America: What's it about?

User: You'll see! Here, *gives CREATIVE burger to America* have a burger!

America: *throws it away* No.

User: *nervous* B-but why?

America: I have watched and saw every dare and you monopolize everyone with poisoned food, it VERY OBVIOUS YOU-

User: *gives America FrUk* HERE, HAPPY NOW??!!

America: ☆*:.。. o(≧▽≦)o .。.:*☆ Thanks! Now, what's the dare?

User: Single Ladies, b*tches.

America: Well, I guess it would be fine-

User: In a bikini

America: I think that's okay but-

User: With Denmark and Prussia wearing cat maid outfits

America: I'm fine with that but-

User: At the world conference later.

America: Ummm, that's okay with us,

Prussia: But why?

Denmark: I know this is a dare but why?

User: Because of yesterday, right Puerto-chan?

Puerto Rico: Yeah!

------FLASHBACK ARU------

User: *sitting beside Puerto Rico* So, *faces Puerto Rico and shows coconut* Want a coconut?

Puerto Rico: *blushes* Thanks. I-

Denmark: *appears out of nowhere* PRUSSIA, AMERICA, PICTURE!!! *pushes User's and Puerto Rico's face together to make a  kiss*

Puerto Rico: *blushes*

America: *taking pictures* YAAY

Prussia: *taking a video* STRAIGHTS

-----Present------

America: *sweat drop* Ehehehehe...(つ'∀`)つ マァマァ

Denmark: It was just a joke-

Puerto Rico: Joke? Look at this *shows youtube front page*

YouTube: User x Puerto Rico -REAL- by AwezomePrussiaプロイセン❤. 90000000 views

User: *is unamused* DO THE DARE. (`Δ')*angry Austrian  rape face*

--------World Conference-------

Germany: So, lets start the-

User: *appears* ITS TIME FOR RANDOM TAIM

America: *wearing a bikini* IF YOU LIKE SO YOU SHOULD HAVE PUT A RING ON IT

Prussia and Denmark: *wearing cat maid outfits* WOAH OH OH WOAH OH OH OOH WOAH OH OH OOH

Germany: Serves him right from April Fools..

England: AMERICA YOU GIT WHY DID YOU WEAR MY BIKINI???!!!

User: So that's it! Stay tuned!

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Took me long enough...

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