Prussia: USER, WE NEED AWESOMENESS!
User: OKIE
Denmark: WE NEED PRANK CALLS
User: SEEMS LEGIT *dials*
Italy: *picks up* Ve~ Hi!
User: *Germany Voice* ITALY! THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!
Italy: Oh, hi Germany! What's the matter?
User: ALL THE PASTA IN THE WORLD IS GONE!
Italy: *shocked* What?! Seriously?!
User: Including Pizza Hut!
Italy: NOOOOOOO!! I'm sure Romano has some for me!
Kaido: *Romano voice* IDIOTA, THE WHOLE WORLD DOESN'T HAVE PASTA
Italy: *panics* OH NO!
User: But there is one way!
Italy: W-What is it?
User: Dig to the center of the earth and you will see a black guy wearing a Nutella costume and give him a watermelon, specifically a green watermelon with a banana attached to it including nutella with a label "LOL" on it, and dance the macarena and chase pavements until he dances the cha cha while saying watermelon in a Skrillex kind of way and he will lead you to the path of rainbows and unicorns and happines and a banana. Tell him you wanna date pasta and he will lead you there. GOT IT?
Italy: Wait, what?
User: *hangs up*
Italy: Okay, LET'S DO THIS!
User: Shall we spy on him?
Prussia: OKIE *rides on banana*
-----Later at Italy's house----
User: *hides behind a bush watching Italy*
Italy: *digging with a small toy shovel in a sandbox with serious face* PASTAAAAAAAAAAAA!
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LAWL
