Canada:*approaches meeting room* I'm he- *he's the only on there* Not agai-Huh? *notices tv, opens tv*
England:*appears on tv, cooking show music* Good morning, folks! And welcome to Cooking with Iggy!
Canada: Oh no no no no no, Je dois fuir! La télévision va exploser!(1. I gotta run! The tv is gonna blow!)
Italy:*whispers, backstage* Are you sure this is alright, Ron?
User: Believe me, your'e not gonna regret it! （＾ω＾）
England: Today, we are going to make a Japanese Classic, sushi! After we finish this, we will present it to Japan and let him judge our sushi!（≧∇≦）
Japan: You've better be right, Ron. *gulp, scared, fake smiling* Ehehe!(^◇^;) Sharr we start?
England: Okay, first we're gonna need some rice *touches sack of rice,burns* Ummm..... I didn't even do ANYTHING, why do I BURN every thing I COOK?!*sobs*
Japan: Phew, thank 神様(2. God)! No more terribl-
England: BUT THE SHOW MUST GO ON!
Japan: NO!!!!!!!! いや！いや！(3. No!) Σ（・□・；）
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England: F-FINISHED! *hands him the sushi*
Japan: *gulp* いただきます！(4. Itadakimasu) * swallows* BLEAUAHAGUAGHGAUAHGAUAGAHEHAUE*pukes out rainbows*
*Japan explodes** TV explodes*
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User: *picks up the remains of Japan* and that's why Iggy would never host a cooking show.
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Just for laughs. Boooored. Playing with emojis.
