Arthur, stahp it.

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  • Dedicated to England's and Oliver's dignity
                                    

User: *goes into house* I'm hom-

England: *twerking. NAKED* 

User: WHAT THE F*CK, ARTHUR HOW DA F*CK DID YOU MANAGE TO GET IN MY HOUSE. 

England: *twerking at me* I'M TWERKMAN

User: Shut up, you aren't I didn't say so.

England:twerktwerktwerktwerktwerktwerktwerktwerktwerktwerktwerktwerktwerktwerktwerktwerk

User: I'll call-

England: TWERKMAN

User: *presses button that says "In case, England twerks"*

Oliver: *crashes through door* I HEARD TROUBLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *sees England twerking*

England: Come along with me to candy mountain!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oliver: Why not?! *twerks on User's face*

User: Sighhh... *facebutts*

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