Poland: Hey, User!
User: What is it?
Poland: Do you have a girly side?
User: What? Excuse me?!
Poland: Like, when you get a phone call and its your, like, best friend, do you get, like, chatty and stay on the phone for about, like, more than an hour?
User: No! Of course not! Why would I even- *phone rings* Oh wait, phone call *answers phone* Hi, this is awesome User speaking, state your business.
Anne (Le friend in UK): Hi! Long time no see!
User: *literally freaking out* OMG, HI ANNE! LONG TIME NO SEE!
Anne: So, how's life in hell?
User: Oh you know, hell sucked. How was the Anime Con there?
Anne: Oh you know, too many damn people. But I found a Len Kagamine cosplayer!
User: Oh you did? Blablablablablablablablablablabla *continues for an hour*
Poland: *videos the whole conversation*
__THE NEXT DAY__
User: *looks in Youtube* That phone call was pretty long- *looks at most watched* WAIT, WHAT?!
YouTube: User's Girly Side *REAL* by GurrrrrlFabulous 726473221 lieks
User: -____________- Why do people torment me?
America: *pops out* BECAUSE ITS BEST FOR BUSINESS
