England: Hello America! Would you like to bake some cookies with me?
America: Sure! *mumbles* To keep the house unburned...
England: What?
America: Nothing
England: Anyways, do you have the ingredients?
America: 'Course! *gets roll of cookie dough, slices it into cookies and puts them on the tray* And they're ready to go!
England: What is this?! Did I really raise you to be a lazy cook?!
America: *frowns*
England: You forgot North Korea's Nuclear missile *puts missile on the cookies*
America: Oh.. I get it.
