Interpretative Dance

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England: Do I have to bloody do this? *wearing sexy bunny stripper outfit*

America: Yup! *turns on music*

England: *dancing in front yard* My Milkshake brings all the boys to the yard! *shakes that booty* And they're like, it's better than yours!

Italy: *passing by and sees England* DAMN RIGHT, IT'S BETTER THAN YOURS! *throws milkshake at England and runs away*

England: *gets hit and sighs*

America: *changes music*

England: *shakes buns and twerks* My Anaconda don't!

America: *joins in wearing sexy bear waiter outfit* My anaconda don't!

Austria: *passes by and joins in wearing dancey pants* MY ANACONDA DON'T WANT NONE UNLESS YOU GOT BUNS, HUN!

Italy: *passes by and throws anaconda at them and runs away again*

England: =_=

America: *changes music*

England: *shakes hips and belly dances* AND I'M ON TONIGHT

Austria: *joins* AND MY HIPS DON'T LIE.

Italy: *passes by again and throw Shakira*\

Shakira: *twerking*

Italy: I like trains *jetpacks to the sky*

Train: *joins and shakes hips*

America: LAWL

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I thought of this idea at 1:26A.M.

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