Le Pelican Joke

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America: *holds a pelican's bill and holding it up and down* Who wants to hear a joke?

England: Not me.

America: *still holding the pelican* Heh heh, Yeah you do. Here it goes!

Why did the Pelican get kicked out of restaurant?

England: Ugh, I don't care.

America: *Continiung with the pelican* Because he had a very big BILL! Lalalala~

England: Ugh, Boo.

America: Yay! Hurray!

England: Boo, bad pelican joke.

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