America: *holds a pelican's bill and holding it up and down* Who wants to hear a joke?
England: Not me.
America: *still holding the pelican* Heh heh, Yeah you do. Here it goes!
Why did the Pelican get kicked out of restaurant?
England: Ugh, I don't care.
America: *Continiung with the pelican* Because he had a very big BILL! Lalalala~
England: Ugh, Boo.
America: Yay! Hurray!
England: Boo, bad pelican joke.
