(Reenactment only)
Japan: *goes inside really old store with books*
All I have to find is- Huh?
*notices le different book at the hidden part of the CHILDREN'S SECTION shelf and gets it*
*reads* The wonder book of Sex...
*le cover * woman putting cement on a man on bed
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*le reads*
Garments...OH GAWD..*next page*
European style.... OH MAI SANIC (thy shall read this in PewDiePie's fabu voice) *Swedish Couple having sex outside on skiing grounds while skiing* *next page*
German... *uses contraptions made out of wood and tissues and butt beside it* Welp, there goes my purity.
*closes book*
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BASED ON A TRUE STORY
