Prank Calls! (3)

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Since I got awesome reviews from my other chapter that included massive blushing and XDs. I might as well do another chapter of it!
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Kaido: Thank God, I got out of the menta- I mean, my locked room
User: Oooooo-kay. So who are we gonna prank today?
Kaido: Let's do Russia!
User: :D. Wait, what? Σ(゚д゚lll)
Kaido: Russia!
User: I don't know, I'm still scared of him. But, let's do it. *dials*
Russia: Da? This is Russia.
User: Umm, hey Russia. This is User. Do you wanna come over for vodka?
Russia: Da, I'd love it!
User: Awesome, I'll wait ri- * door slamming*
Kaido: *Belarus voice* WHO ARE YOU TALKING TO?
User: N-nobody, Belarus! (^u^;)
Kaido: YOU LIER. YOU SHOULD GO TO HELL! *gunfire*
User: AaaaaaaAAAAHHH! *drops phone*
Russia: H-hello?
Kaido: Become one with me, Big brother~
Russia: WHAT DID YOU DO WITH HIM?
Kaido: Oh, I just got rid of our distraction~ Now, MARRY ME MARRY ME MARRY ME. I'll be waiting for you at your room *hangs up*
Russia: AAAAAAAAAAAAHHH
User: You know, I know a thing or two about prank calling Russia.
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Sorry, I don't know how this draft got updated.

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