TODAY'S THE DAY

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User and Prussia: *hiding behind a bush in front of Hungary's house*

Hungary: *goes out to front balcony*

User: *faces to Prussia* Okay, do it! I'm counting on you
Prussia: *nods head and goes out to the front of the house where Hungary can see him from the balcony* *gets a guitar* *shouts* Hey Hungary!
Hungary: *looking down* Why are you here, asshole?!
Prussia: *blushing* This is for you
Hungary: Huh?
Prussia: *sings and plays guitar* We've been together for so very long
But now things are changing, oh I wonder what's wrong?
Seems you don't want me around
The passion is gone and the flame's died down

Hungary: A song? *blushes*

Prussia: I guess I lost a little bit of self-esteem
That time that you made it with the whole hockey team
You used to think I was nice
Now you tell all your friends that I'm the Antichrist

Oh, why did you disconnect the brakes in my car?
That kind of thing is hard to ignore
Got a funny feeling you don't love me anymore

I knew that we were having problems when
You put those piranhas in my bathtub again
You're still the light of my life
Oh darling, I'm beggin', won't you put down that knife?

You know, I even think it's kinda cute the way
You poison my coffee just a little each day
I still remember the way that you laughed
When you pushed me down that elevator shaft

Oh, if you don't mind me asking, what's this poisonous cobra
Doing in my underwear drawer?
Sometime I get to thinking you don't love me any more

You slammed my face down on the barbecue grill
Now my scars are all healing, but my heart never will
You set my house on fire
You pulled out my chest hairs with an old pair of pliers

Oh, you think that I'm ugly and you say that I'm cheap
You shaved off my eyebrows while I was asleep
You drilled a hole in my head
Then you dumped me in a drainage ditch and left me for dead

Oh, you know this really isn't like you at all
You never acted this way before
Honey, something tells me you don't love me any more, oh no no
Got a funny feeling you don't love me anymore *stops singing and deeply blushes*
Hungary: *deeply blushes* *goes down to Prussia and kisses him*
Prussia: *blushes*
User: GO PRUHUN!!!! *was videoing the entire thing and uploads it to YouTube*
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America: *finishes watching it* Hmm, I should use that song for Iggy, he's been acting tsuntsun all week.
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That, my kawaii sugoi readers, is a real song.

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