User: Thank you for purchasing "Picking up Chicks *Hetalia Style*" This book will teach you how to pick up chicks in no time at all! Enjoy!
-----Speak English-----
England: *bumps into Fat Girl* Oh, I'm terribly sorry, miss. I didn't know you were there.
Fat Girl: *blushes * Its fine.
England: You know, you are a [fashionably voluptuous] person [A/N: In other words "DAYUM FAT"]
Fat Girl: *not knowing what that means* Thanks...
England: *troll face*
-----Kiss French-----
France: *walking*
Girl: *goes near him* Um, France. I was wondering....
France: *kisses on the lips passionately*
Girl: *continues*
User: They made love. It was beautiful
-----Drive German-----
Girl: *waiting for bus*
Germany: *riding car* Hey, want a ride?
Girl: *blushes* Okay...
User: *Spongebob narrator voice* One second later
Germany: *arrives* Well, we're here. Good night.
Girl: *kisses cheek* Thanks! I thought I could never catch up my Doctor Who marathon!
-----Dress Italian-----
Girl: Italy, I'll go to your house later. *suggestive eyebrows*
Italy: Si~
__Later at Italy's house__
Girl: *goes inside* Italy, I'm here-
Italy: *wearing sexy outfit* Ready~?
Girl: *France rape face*
-----Spend Arab-----
Girl: *goes towards Saudi Arabia* Saudi! Help!
S.A.: What's wrong?
Girl: Do you have any toilet paper?
S.A.: Yes *hands 5000$ worth gold toilet paper*
Girl: *blushes* Woah... Thanks! That's good enough for my sh*t! *kisses cheek*
-----Party Carribean-----
Girl: *at party beside Cuba* Cuba, I really love you-
Cuba: *crazy* WOORGAGWHBLARGH BLARHHNARGHNARGH *dancing* ICE CREAM BLAUGNHAGUGNH
Girl: *blushes*
