Ducks

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User: Based on a true story..... Ducks

2p!America: *barges in Sweden's house* Hey Pewds!

Sweden: *watching duck love on the computer and closes it* What?

2p!America: *holds pink book * I wrote a book! It was inspired by you! *gives book to Sweden*

Sweden: *looks at it*

Book: *has an apple attached to it with a worm dancing on it and written on it are hearts and the word "Twilight" as the title*

Sweden: This has already been written, maybe it will be different *reads book*

Book: *has drawings of dicks and yaoi smut*

Sweden: This is just the same

2p!America: Really?

Sweden: Yep.

2p!America: Aw.

Sweden: But what's with all the duck references?

2p!America: *suspicious look* What do you mean?

Sweden: *reads from book* Haters gonna hate, ducks gonna duck, Quack Quack, Stupid Pewds doesn't suspect a thing

2p!America: *really suspicious look* What do you mean?!

Sweden: Why are you sweating?

2p!America: *sweating a lot, I mean, A LOT, and has windshield wipers on his glasses wiping the sweat off his glasses* I am not sweating

Sweden: Hm......

2p!America: *starts punching him on the floor*

Poland: *enters the room wearing sugoi kawaii stuff and a tiara* Hmm? What's this? *picks up book and reads it and has sugoi kawaii eyes* This is beautiful! *looks to America* Did you write this?

2p!America: Uh...

Poland and 2p!America: *run to each other dramatically on the beach*

Poland: *running to 2p!America happily*

2p!America: *running to Poland happily*

Poland: *gets a pink cupcake chainsaw*

2p!America: *scared look*

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Poland: *puts 2p!America in the tub* I know a duck when I see one. *eats chainsaw*

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