User: Poland, get your things ready.
Poland: Like, why?
User: WE'RE GOING TO GO ON A ADVENTURE
Poland: We're going to go on a adventure? No, *shakes head* Nuh uh
User: Why?!
Poland: Because, like, adventures needs shorts. *shows razor* And I haven't done my legs yet. No way I'm going there with hairy legs, stupid. *chuckles*
User: -___-
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[At the swamp...]
User: We just gotta go across it.
Poland: *points to swamp* We're going to, like, pass there?
User: Yup!
Poland: I won't go!
User: Why?! You're so picky!
Poland: Because, like, *wearing Prada* Prada plus swamp equals *waves finger* No no. Just being fab
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Poland: *points to snakes* Are those snakes?
User: Yes.
Poland: Nope, can't do snakes. Going home. *chuckles*
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Poland: Are we seriously going there? *points to Kalahari desert*
User: Yup
Poland: Not going. Not in these boots. *chuckles*
