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Prussia: And we're back with me, the AWESOME Prussia!
Hungary: Looking sharp with my frying pan, Hungary!
User: So, Super typhoon Neoguri has landed in Okinawa, the end of Japan a.k.a. Japan's leg or d*ck... Let's see what the others see about it...
Italy: Scary! I'm so worried about Japan! Germany, hold me!
Germany: *sigh* Thank god that only 3 died and not more... ITALY STAHP IT.
America: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! He'll be fine! Of course, with our help!
Hungary: Let's see what actually happened...
Japan: I was in the bath too long and my d*ck got wrinkled, JK! I was just in the bath too long, no more no less.
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True story, Neoguri is like 1% of Yolanda or Haiyan for my opinion. Too much people are focused in the World Cup, They don't realize what's happening. I'll always be there for you, Hetalia. LOL
