Herpity Derpity Shorts...

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User: *looks at comments list at previous chapter* 0_0

America: Dude, what's wrong?

Seborga: *pops out the computer* IT'S THE DAMN CRAY CRAY WOMAN

User: *mumbles* Too much... 

America: Dude, I guess you should stop for a while-

User: CRAZINESS!!!! THIS IS GOOD FOR MY DAMN CRAY CRAY BOOK! AHAHAHAHAHAHA

America: Dude, goddamn copyright that laugh, OR I'LL SUE!

Seborga: THIS DUDE'S CRAY CRAY TOO?!

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(Note: This is Real)

User: *taking Science test* Number two... a. Herpology.... *thinking* LOL HERPITY DERP! *answers a.*

Other Classmates:  HERPITY DERPITY DERPOLOGY

Teacher: (-__-)

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America: Hey, Iggy

England: What?

America: *puts scone in his mouth*

England: *eats it and dies*

America: YOUR SCONES MADE ME GO DERP

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Burger: *talking to soda* Derp derp derp derp?

Soda: Derpity derp dederp derpy deeeerp

Vodka: *butts in* Da da da da da?

Pasta: *hides, scared* Ve~ ve~ ve~ ve~

Estonia: *derp* What universe am I now in?

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YouSir: HUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUE

AmEEEEEEEREECA: Dude, what the hell happened?

ENgWaDofDERP: He, probably drank your soda.

YouSir: AHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEE!

ChinaAruAruAruAruAruAru: -__- *throws banana at him*

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Chibi!User: *shows to America drawing* Can you rate my drawing, pwease?

America: *thinks* Um, 3 stars!

Chibi!User: *blushing* 3 stars out of what?

America: *goes out side at night and points to all the stars in the sky* Over 8 Billion stars...

Chibi!User: -_____-

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