Kid!Hetalia Part 3

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Kid!England: S-Sealand?! Is that you?!

Adult!Sealand: Why, yes indeed, Iggybrows!

Kid!England: What did I say about-

Adult!Sealand: Uh uh uh! I'm older than you now, Git!!

Kid!England: T____T Fine. *whispers* GIT.

Kid!User: By the way Sealand, who's with you?

Adult!Sealand: Oh, It's Seborga and Wy and Seychelles. We were at the park when the THING happened. All of us switched clothes because our old clothes didn't fit us.

Kid!America: Oh, Aren't you the little brother of Itlay?

Kid!Seborga: Yeah, BUT IM NOT LITTLE.

Adult!Wy: Speak for the irony.

Adult!Sealand: So, when's it going to wear off?

Kid!User: According to my calculations... TOMMOROW.

Kid!England: Thank lord! 

Kid!Seychelles: By the way, the Axis and the others Allies are here with us!

Kid!France: Ohonhonhonhonhonhonhonhonhonhonhon, Wy! Getting A LOT sexier these days?

Adult!Sealand: WHAT YOU SAY TO MY GIRLFRIEND?

Kid!France: OHONHON! SO WE GOT OURSELVES A WAR B*TCH BRING IT ON!

Adult!Sealand: RUSSIA, I CHOOSE YOU!!!!

Kid!Russia: KOLKOLKOLKOLKOLKOLKOLKOLKOLKOLKOLKOLKOLKOLKOLKOLKKOLKOLKOL

Kid!User: It was very effective on France!

Kid!France: Oh yeah! Belarus, I CHOOSE YOU!!!!

Kid!Belarus: MARRYMARRYMARRYMARRYMARRYMARRYMARRYMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Kid!Russia: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

Kid!User: It was very effective on Russia!

Adult!Wy: Sheesh, why am I stuck with these idiots?

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Lol, POKEMAN BETTLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I CHOOSE YOU! MANKEY!

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