-At school for the micro-nations-
Canada: Peter, why did you bring your cat today?
Sealand: *crying* *holding a cat* Because I heard my father say that he's gonna eat that pussy tonight!
Micro-nations: *derp face*
Canada: wtf sealand
-Meanwhile-
Finland: *looking for the cat while holding a spoon and wearing a chef's hat*
Sweden: *with a knife* Where is it? I'm starving!
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Yes, Tino has a pussy
