This is a shout out to SilenceIsPerfect a.k.a. Serenity-chan and to her story, TRUTH OR DARE HETALIA STYLE!. I did this because she (maybe/たぶん) used my dare! So let's get started, shall we?
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*World meeting is commencing*
Germany: so, let us begin the World Meeti- *notices empty chair* Huh? Why is Russia not here? Didn't he get a telegram about the meeti-
Russia: *approaches his chair* I'm so sorry everyone, did I disturb something?
Italy: Well-a, you disturbed us whi-
Russia: *show evil aura* I SAID, did I disturb something? Kolkolkolkol ^し^
Germany: N-nothing, Russia.
Russia: I was just busy hypnotizi-, I mean, making friends with User here!
User: *dark aura, blank eyes* Hello, friends!
China: RUSSIA, what you do with Ron here?!
Russia: Nothing, Да? (Da?)
User: Да, Россия! Все в порядке! (Da, Russia! Everything is alright!)
America: When did he learn to speak Russian so quick, commie bastard?!
Russia: Okay, okay. I know that you are being serious. The truth is..... I tricked him into going to my house, now he is my РАБ! (Slave)
All:WHAT?!
Russia: Now, I can CHANGE EVERYTHING BECAUSE HE IS THE ULTIMATE АВТОР! (author) Ron, ERASE THIS FOOL AMERICA OUT OF THIS STORY!
User: Yes, master. *erases America*
America: NOOOOOOOO- *poof*
Italy: Please don't erase me!!!! *waves white flag intensely*
Russia:I will spare all you countries for one condition
All: W-what is it?
Russia: *smiles* Become with Mother Russia, da?
User: *wakes up from dream, gasps* OMG, thank God it's a dream!
Russia: *appears beside User, smiles* You think?
User: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!
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Not too shabby, huh? PEACE!!!
