What happens in Hetalia when I'm not there.
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Grandpa Rome: *dying*
Germania: Rome, what is your dying wish? *crying*
Grandpa Rome: Delete my browser history... *dies*
Germania: *derp*
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All: *riding in a raft*
America: *leader* Alright! Let's-
Canada: *talking to Prussia* I'll never let go Jack.
Prussia: *swimming beside the raft*
America: One more Titanic reference and I'll kick you out and let you go.
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England: *reading Harry Potter*
America: Can I touch your books?
England: No, Mr. President.
America: *pats book* Aww, yiss.
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Italy: *singing* All by myseeeeeeeelf!
Germany: *joins in* Don't wanna be
Italy: Shut up, Carl. I don't need any back singers!
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[Last night, I watch a live comedy show exactly like this]
Nyo!China: *singing in Chinese* ((P.S. The Chinese symbols I put here are random. No need to translate it. In fact, I typed it with a Japanese Keyboard.)) 生麦河童橋奈多彩名課題中島近々阿田中亜全国合満中島恋船宿北朝鮮粉赤金沢咲田阿智彼方亡機内板牡蠣 Chopsuey~ ((Chopsuey- A Filipino dish made of vegetables))
Nyo!China: *gets spatula out of butt, shows it and throws it down* 長門千秋理髪金谷~ *gets something out of her back and its a pan and throws it down* 斑愛美無家賃近々無真田幸村仲直~ *rolls up skirt and get vegetables from legs near her private part* Chopsuey~ *gets Seasoning "Maggi" from her chest and bows down*
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America: Teacher, may I go to the bathroom?
England: Why?
America: ....To slay the magic dragon, duh.
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Chibi!America: I'm not afraid anymore!
England: *twerking at Chibi!America*
Chibi!America: AAAAAAAAAH!
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Prussia: Will you marry me?
Hungary: No! You are boring! B-O-R-N-I-N-G
Prussia: *laughs internally*
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T.V.: Who's that Pokémon?
Latvia: IT'S PIKACHU!!!
T.V.: It's Clefairy!
Latvia: FUUUUUUUUUUU
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Spain: The Spanish Word of today is "Wheelchair"
Romano: There's only one tomato left so wheelchair. *licks tomato and derp face*
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Norway and America on a car trip...
Radio: What does the fox say?
America: *puts on fox costume and derp face and dances around* Ringdingdinggering-
Norway: *not amused and turns off radio*
America: *derp face and turns around*
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