Bombing

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America: SHOOT THE FUJI! *shoots down Mount Fuji*
Japan: *falls down, covering his crotch* OWWW, SHOOT DOWN- OW- EIFFEL TOWER! *shoots down Eiffel Tower*
France: *small explosions are heard in a bedroom* OOOOOWWWWW! What the hell?! Ow! I WAS IN THE MIDDLE OF S*X! SHOOT DOWN BIG BEN OHONHONHONHONHON!
England: *EXPLODES AND ACCIDENTALLY PRESSES THE DESTROY THE WORLD BUTTON*
User: *drinks coffee* Ahhh... This is the-
*World explodes* BOOOOOOOOOOOOOØÕŒÖÔÕŌOÒÓM!
Finland: *picks up Big Ben, Mount Fuji, and the Eiffel Tower's remains*And that's why we can't have anything nice, because some idiot would screw it all up! (^_^)☆
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KCJWDKN ADJOCCNSAJOCNSDVKOWDCHASOKCHWDKOFDWJKPVWDOKHVKODANFKDWOFOKWDFOIHBANANANANANANAJSKNVFMFKF Okay bye! Ciao!*:.. o(≧▽≦)o ..:*

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