Truth or Dare 6 ~UnderscorePhoenix~

2.4K 96 9
                                    

Korea: Hey guys, it's me! Aniki! Today, we have a special dare for *spins around and points to Austria* that guy who's madly in love with his piano and he would do anything to see piano porn.
Taiwan: Huh? Where's User?
Russia: Ummm, he left for the annual PruHun meeting a few minutes ago. Oh, and the dare is *reads paper and gasps* GERMAN SPARKLE PARTY KARAOKE DANCE.
Everyone: *so f*cking stunned*
Austria: No way.
Russia: Oh and by the way *creepy aura* If you don't do it, then you shall have the punishment. KOLKOLKOLKOLKOLKOLKOLKOLKOLKOLKOLKOL ^し^
Austria: *gulps* Fine. Wait for me and Prussia, Germany and Swiss to get drunk, It wouldn't take effect if we're not drunk.
Japan: But why including Germany, Prussia and Swiss, didn't the dare said only Austria?
Austria: Can't do it alone. Besides, I won't be the only one to be humiliated.
------- A few seconds later-----
Austria: *humping on gilbird* DO YOU WANT TO SPARKLE PARTY???
Germany: *humping on Austria's face* YES I LOVE TO SPARKLE PARTY.
Switzerland: *riding on the wrecking ball* I LUV YOU DANCEY PANTS!!!!!!!
Lithuania: And that's why they would never do that again.... unless they're drunk.

HETALIA CRACK! ヘタリアクラック!Where stories live. Discover now