Banana Phone

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Spain: *whispers, hides, places banana on table* Look at this! Ready?
All except Italy:*whispers, hides* Ready!
Spain: RING RING RING
America: BANANA PHONE!
Italy: *picks up banana* Ve~Hello?
France: RING RING RING
China: BANANA PHONE!!
Italy: HELLO?
Japan: RING RING RING
Prussia: BANANA PHO-
Italy: WHAT?!?! *squishes banana*
Russia: *creepy voice* You're NEXT....
Italy: *rocks back and forth* Hello? hello? I just called a banana... I JUST F*CKING KILLED A BANANA! *turns into Snapped!Italy*
Snapped!Italy: I will survive.... The.... Curse....
All: RUN AWAY! *runs away*
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Haiiiii, gonna make a surprise in the next chappy!
Baiiiiiiiiii!

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