Philippines-chan

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Introducing Piri-chan!
Philippines: You know you have to pay me 200 dolla-
User:SSSSSSHHHHZZHZHZHZSHZHZHZHHSHZHZHZHZHS!!! Shut up for a while! Anywho, let's get started!
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Philippines: *looks at her left and right* No one is here? Hmm.... *looks at camera* WHATEVER YOU DO, DO NOT BLINK, NOT EVEN FOR A MILISECOND. IF YOU BLINK, THATS IT. GAME OVER. YOU ARE DEAD. DONT EVEN THINK ABOUT BLINKING. I REPEAT, NO BLINKING.
*camera faces sleeping America*
Philippines: *waves hamburger at America's face*
America: ..... Yum.... *licks lips*
Philippines: *waves hamburger closer to his face*
America: *opens mouth*...Aah.....
Philippines: *eats and finishes burger in one bite*
America: * opens eyes, small pupils, red veins appear in his eyes, dark aura, screams high pitches*AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!
Philippines: *bows* Thanks for watching! ★
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