Sorry dudes!

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Everyone: *so silent*

Tumbleweed: *passes like a sir*

England: Hmmm, there's something off with this atmosphere...

Tumbleweed: IKR

England: GET OUT TUMBLEWEED NO ONE LOVES YOU

Tumbleweed: *sobs*

America: Yeah, *thinking* ...... I got nothing.

China: Aiyaaah, It's Ron, aru. He's been gone for... 5 days, aru.

Italy: So that's-a why I'm out of crack! Ve~

Germany: Vhat?! I cannot accept zhis! User, away?! Where is he zhen?

Estonia: To my calculations, he is at... *looks at Hetanet Explorer*

Hetanet Explorer: *loading*

Estonia: Wait. This might take a while.

Lithuania: He is at *shivers* SCHOOL.

Russia: Then why don't we visit him, da?

America: Cool, I get to see him FAIL!

England: Oh shut up, *transports them to my school*

France: *looks at me* Look, zhere he is!

------Everything is real (except Hetalia scenes *sobs*)------

Math Teacher: For five points, answer this in the chalkboard

User: *raises hand* *goes to chalkboard*

Math Teacher: Now answer this, 6x(3x+6x)

User: *smirks* Easy. *writes solution and answer fast*

Wesley (Nickname): *whistles* Dats good math

China: Wow, nice precision aru.

Japan: Good knowredge.

User: and the answer is 18x(2)+36x(2) [A/N: The parentheses means squared since there's two]

Math Teacher: CORRECT!!!!

-----Next Period, English-----

English Teacher: Now answer these questions about the verses of Lao Tse

China: Wow, I know it's real hard aru.

Other classmates: *nosebreed at the English*

England: Not really that hard.

America: Hey, look at User!

User: *has blue aura and writing as fast as fifteen Sonics could run*

Japan: Wow, I never knew he was part Chinese

China: Aiyaaah

User: *stops* FINISHED MAAM!

Other classmates: Wow. Fast.

----------------RECESS TAIM-------

User: *leaves room*

America: Quick, he's coming! Act natural!

User: *looks outside* sighhhh..... *facepalm*

Hetalia: *posing unnaturally*

User: Go back.

Italy: But Ronnie.....

User: No, Go back to the crackfic.

Spain: Mi hijo, you don't want to write us.

User: I just don't have time.

America: But will you write cracks now?

User: Maybe.

Hetalia: YAAAAAY

*everyone stares at me like I'm a psycho*

Korea: Psst.

User: What?

Korea: I never knew you were trained by China.

User: *facepalms*

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I'm sorry dudes, I just don't have time because of homework and projects. It's tiring! But I'll continue, I promise! Ok Bye!

Edit: There's a picture there and its my edit of VivieNightwalker's photo from her story. I suggest you read it!

*・゜゚・*:.。..。.:*・'(*゚▽゚*)'・*:.。. .。.:*・゜゚・*

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