--Germany is babysitting America for a while--
Chibi!America: Mister Germany, will you tell me a bed time story?
Germany: No.
Chibi!America: But if you don't tell me a story, I'll tell your big brother about your "Mount Wank"~
Germany:....Fine.
Chibi!America: Yay!
Germany: Once upon a time, there was a boy who refused to eat his food. Then every day, he began to be thinner and on the fifth day, he died. The End. *leaves*
Chibi!America: .... Mentally.....Scared to life.... *eats burger* ewe
And thus, America's weight increase began...
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German chocolate helped me with this... Don't judge me.
