Truth or Dare 10 ~ihearthetalia4116251~

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Canada: We're back! Again...

Kumajirou: Who are you?

User: So, *nervous* This is supposed to be the last chapter of the dares!

Denmark: But a crap load of dares came crashing in!

Estonia: So he's going to continue the dares when he feels like making a chapter!

Russia: *reads dare* OHORYSHEETTANKSRORDFORDEDAREGODBRESSYOUANDHAVEAWODERFURRDAYIHEARTHETARIA4116251

Belarus: N-no! It can't be! Why?!

America: BECAUSE ITS BEST *wears sunglasses * FOR BUSINESS *explosions*

Prussia: YEAAAAAAAAEAAAAAH!!!

Ukraine: Two months, sis!

Belarus: *Lemongrab voice* THIS IS UNACCEPTABLE! *runs away*

England: *reads dare* Okay... *hugs ihearthetalia4116251*

User: Welp! See you next week for-

Italy: Wait! *holds another piece of paper * THERE'S STILL MORE

America: LET ME SEE! *reads dare* ERMAGHERD NO WAY IN IGGY'S BROWS

User: You can choose one person to play with-

America: *holds Sweden* PEWDIEPIE SAVE AND HELP ME

Sweden: *facepalm* Fine....

__During the game__

America: AAAAAHH *pushes Sweden around * SENPAIIII!!! SLENDY IS HERE!!!

Sweden: *sighs* Fine. *finishes the game completely* There, happy?

User: And that's why I love him.

England: *reads dare* Bloody... NO!

Sealand: *reads dare* Hmm? Why would he call me "Big Brother"? What was his dream?

America: Oh! The one where he-

England: *puts tape over America's mouth* Oh no, nothing!

User: He dreamt that you were an adult and a country!

England: *sighs*

Sealand: Is that right? Well, then call me Big brother!

England: No

User: Not exactly yet! *transforms Sealand into an adult* There! England, call him Big Brother! *recording*

England: No.

Norway: He reminds me of Icey.

Iceland: Shut up.

Sealand: *puppy face * Pweeeeze?

England: ....Big Brother

User: *stops recording* THAT'S A WRAP! ITS BEAUTIFUL!!!! *transforms Sealand back to normal age*

Sealand: Aaw.... ;____;

Axis: *reads dare* HELL NO

User: *makes them so drunk that their beer is drunk too* No excuses! *transports them to karaoke*

Germany: *looks at karaoke machine* OH OH! I KNOW DIS!! *gets microphone* WHAT DOES DE FOX SAY?

Norway: *drunk* *pops of nowhere* RING DING DING DING DING WHAT THE FOX SAY

Germany: WAPAPAPAPAPAPAPAPOW

Italy: *steals microphone* And IIIIIIIEIIIIII WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOU OOOOOHHOHOHOOOH WILL ALWAYS *high girly voice* LOVE YOUUUUUUUUUUU

*User's fake eyeglasses break*

*Italy's manliness crack*

*Fourth Wall broken and falling down*

Japan: *gets microphone* ITS COMING DOWN IM YERRING TIMBAHHHH.  IRR BE THE ONE YOU WONT FORGET. LETS MAKE THE NIGHT YOU WONT REMEMBAHH ILL BE THE ONE WONT FORGET

User: OHMAHGAWD PORTAAAAAAA [I don't know the lyrics when the girl shouts so I put what I always yell out when I don't know the lyrics]

Finland: So that's it for this chapter! See you next week!

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