Russia wants to tell you something

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Russia: Don't be scared this halloween because I'll be right. There. Watching. YOU.

America: *scared*

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Italy: *lost at Halloween*

Russia: *watching Italy in a bush*

Italy: *notices Russia* *high pitch girl voice*

I'M LOST!

I JUST STEPPED IN SHIT

RUSSIA'S STALKING ME

I MAY HAVE TO USE MY RAPE ALARM

*high pitch scream* HELP MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

Russia: *rides away in a banana*

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