Russia: Don't be scared this halloween because I'll be right. There. Watching. YOU.
America: *scared*
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Italy: *lost at Halloween*
Russia: *watching Italy in a bush*
Italy: *notices Russia* *high pitch girl voice*
I'M LOST!
I JUST STEPPED IN SHIT
RUSSIA'S STALKING ME
I MAY HAVE TO USE MY RAPE ALARM
*high pitch scream* HELP MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Russia: *rides away in a banana*
