My ahoge

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England: Hey, User. What happens if  someone pulls your ahoge? *points to ahoge*

User: You do NOT want to know. Last time, I actually BURNED a house down when someone pulled it.

America: Well, I wanna see it! *pulls ahoge*

User: NOOO! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE!!!! *poof*

Everyone: Woah...

American!User: *wearing bomber jacket with the number 27 at the back*  Dude, wanna get a burger at Jollibee? 

America: Cool! Yeah, let's get a- Wait, NO! McDonalds!

American!User: Jollibee!

America: McDonalds!

American!User: Jollibee!

Germany: SHUT UP!!! *pulls ahoge*

American!User: Bye, dudes *poof*

Germany: Zhat's how you-

German!User: What is all this nonsense! All of you! Get back to training!

Germany: Vhat?! No! Zhis is not a training day, you asshole!

German!User: Nonsense! I cannot tolerate the stupidness of these people here! Now, get back to-

Prussia: Kesesesesese~ *pulls ahoge*

German!User: NO! YOU DUMPKOFF *poof*

Austria: Phew, that was a clos-

Prussian!User: Kesesesesesesesesesesesesesese~!

Prussia: Hey! You can't use that! You are not zhe awesome Prussia!

Prussian!User: Says who, dork! You are not even awesome!

Prussia: You wanna fight?

Prussian!User: Sure! If you wanna lose your awesomeness!

Philippines: *walks in meeting room* Huh? What happened?

China: Aiyaah! He's crazy! Someone pulled his ahoge, aru!

Philippines: Well, there's only one way to stop this. *throws book at User*

User: *gets hit and falls down*

America: K.O.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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I DNT KNW WHT IM DOING!!!!!!!!

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