User: *returns home from a FUCKIN TWENNY FOUR HOUR ROAD TRIP* I'M BACK!!
Denmark: whEEEEEEEEEËÈÊÉĒËEEEEEEEEEE *plunges on the innocent man and makes his death come near him* GIFTSSSSSSSS WHERE ISITTTTTR?.??????!!!!!
User: FACK GET OFF
Denmark: Whoops TEEHEE
User; *stands up and sighs* Fine, Line up
Everybody: *lines in a matter of fucking miliseconds*
User: Okay.. *gets a list* *inside list:*
Stupid is Forever book: Italy
FHM Magazine: Germany
Japanese Magazine for jewerly and accesories: Japan
Cheat Codes for Wii Fit: America
Sexy Cooking: England
Fifty Shades of Grey, Fifty Shades Freed and Fifty Shades Board Game: France
The Wonderful World of China: Russia
Mulan Coloring Book: China
The Lego Movie: Denmark
Fjords, Bjorks and Fjord Bjorks: Norways
Ikea Catalouge Naughty Version: Sweden
Nokia Catalouge: Finland
Fridge Catalouge: Iceland
Country-ing for Dummies: Sealand
Tomatoes and Tomatoes: Romano
Fuckin Battle Sword from Spain: Spain
Piano Catalouge: Austria
Collector's collection of rare and common frying pans: Hungary
Blue Waffles: Belgium
Are you Harry Potter because of your scar?: Netherlands
Coco Girl: Poland
How to survive a Coco Girl: Lithuania
How to Deal with Annoying Sealand: Latvia
PornHub T-shirt: Estonia
Razors (Recommended from China): Hong Kong
Invisible Man: Canada
Haiti Earthquake Documentary + Civil War Documentary: Cuba
WONT YOU STAY WITH ME ALBUM: HRE
Dem bitches: Granpa Rome
Braids for Dummies: Germania
Cup ZZZ Bra: Ukraine
Stalking for Dummies: Belarus
How to grow Hair: Tibet
*gives them all the gifts and watches the complaints begin*
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Hey! Back from a long fuckin road trip and I got an askblog in Tumblr. Please check it out and ask anything! Here's the website: http://askphilippines-kun.tumblr.com/ Bye guys!
