The most normal scene in humanity

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England: *walks up to the stage*Ahem, All fellow countries, today we will have a civilized country party, now we will have the long rolecall to make sure everyone is- AAAAAAAAAHHHH *falls down trap hole*

America: PARRRRRRRRRRRTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*Everyone is on the dance floor*

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Germany: TANGO B*TCHES!!! *hic*

Italy: HIEEER AI STAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHND! AND HIER AI STEIY!!!!!!!!

Japan: Hey Greece, wanna dance?

Greece: ........... okay

England: DANCIN' BROWS! FEEL DA BEEET OF DI SEBENTIIIIIIIIES!

France: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YEAAAAAAAAAAAA! U KAN DAS! U KAN tdufvbewfuwAIAI!

Sealand: HA VING DA TAIM OF AUR LAAAAAAAAAAAAIFS!

England: GTFO, U NOT EBEN COUNTRY YET!

Sealand: TT O TT

China: OMFG, PONIEIEIEIEIYYYYYSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!! EVERYWHEEEEEEEEEEEEER!!!!!!

Russia:*is the only one sane*ummmm... what the f*ck?

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WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH CRAZY STREAK OF CRACKFICS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

BAIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!

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