America: Hey User, I have a question!
User: Hmm?
America: Have you ever read yaoi doujinshi?
User: N-No, not exactly. You see, I have a younger sister who's very snoopy over the things I read and watch. When I watch this, she watches that. I don't wanna get in trouble for losing her innocence.
America: Then go to Japan's place and maybe he'll show you.
User: Okay! *goes to Japan's house*
--------At Japan's house--------
Japan: Just pick what ever you want to read. *points to a mountain of doujinshi*
User: Okay! *picks up a doujinshi* Hmm.... GerIta: Italy Disease.... Seems Interesting....
----------After Reading--------
User: *shivering and trembling* Anal...................... *shudders*
Japan: Kids, never read R-18 books that will scar you unless you're 20 years old and addicted to them or like me.
