User: Iggy!
England: What?
User: I just learned MAGIC! *fireworks blasts at the back*
England: You know I can do magi-
User: WATCH ME AND THIS EXTRAVAGANZA!
England: ...Okay
User: *chants* Banana ram as phamadamaShinto_shrineofsalmonphish. EnglandxAmericaequalsUSUKjingijangohamakamadeehsChanningbananaofDOOM!
England: Wait, that spell seems familiar... Wait, BLOODY NOOOOO-
* big poof*
Kid!User: *cough* See? I knew I could do it! Wait, why am I so small?
Kid!England: BLOODY GIT, WHAT THE BLOODY HELL DID YOU BLOODY DONE? DO YOU HAVE ANY BLOODY IDEA IN WHAT YOU BLOODY CHANTED?!?!?!(♯`口')
Kid!User: Wait wait wait,
Kid!England: What now?!(¬_¬)
Kid!User: ..... Swear jar! (^ω^)
Kid!England: YOU HAVE SWITCHED THE AGES OF ALL HETALIA!
Kid!User: Awesome!
Kid!England: No! It is not awesome!
Kid!User: Cool it Iggy, Every spell has a counter-spell or it will wear off in a few days or so.
Kid!England: Yes, I suppose that it would wear off in a few weeks.
Kid!User: See? Nothing to be afraid of!
Kid!England: Well, maybe you're right. Now, let's do something about these clothes, I mean, It's practically killing me! It's so big!
Kid!User: Yeah, let's get going!
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Not much of a crack, ae?