Kid!Hetalia

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User: Iggy!

England: What?

User: I just learned MAGIC! *fireworks blasts at the back*

England: You know I can do magi-

User: WATCH ME AND THIS EXTRAVAGANZA!

England: ...Okay

User: *chants* Banana ram as phamadamaShinto_shrineofsalmonphish. EnglandxAmericaequalsUSUKjingijangohamakamadeehsChanningbananaofDOOM!

England: Wait, that spell seems familiar... Wait, BLOODY NOOOOO-

* big poof*

Kid!User: *cough* See? I knew I could do it! Wait, why am I so small?

Kid!England: BLOODY GIT, WHAT THE BLOODY HELL DID YOU BLOODY DONE? DO YOU HAVE ANY BLOODY IDEA IN WHAT YOU BLOODY CHANTED?!?!?!(♯`口')

Kid!User: Wait wait wait,

Kid!England: What now?!(¬_¬)

Kid!User: ..... Swear jar! (^ω^)

Kid!England: YOU HAVE SWITCHED THE AGES OF ALL HETALIA!

Kid!User: Awesome!

Kid!England: No! It is not awesome!

Kid!User: Cool it Iggy, Every spell has a counter-spell or it will wear off in a few days or so.

Kid!England: Yes, I suppose that it would wear off in a few weeks.

Kid!User: See? Nothing to be afraid of!

Kid!England: Well, maybe you're right. Now, let's do something about these clothes, I mean, It's practically killing me! It's so big!

Kid!User: Yeah, let's get going!

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Not much of a crack, ae?

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