The Potato Song

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Prussia: *in front of all micronations* Alrighty, you all know why I called all of you here.

Wy: it's fOUR IN THE MORNING WE THOUGHT IT WAS AN EMERGENCY

Hutt River: Yes, I had to reschedule my beauty sleep just because of this. And I rarely reschedule.

Molossia: This has gotta be good or I'll kill YOU!

Prussia: sssshshhhshshshh youre waking up the neighbors

Sealand: Let's get this over with so we can leave

Prussia: chill. i just want you to learn about something *get guitar* i wrote a song

Everyone: *groans*

Prussia: shutup BITSHS*clears throat*

 They're red, they're white, they're brown

Seborga: what

They get that way undergroundThere can't be much to doSo now they have blue ones too

Ladonia:ohgodnoplease

 We don't care what thay look like we'll eat themAny way they can fit on our plateEvery way we can conjure to heat themWe're delighted and think they're just great

Wy: boo

 (Chorus)PO ta to po ta to po ta to pota to po ta to po ta to po tato po ta to po ta to po ta topo ta to po ta to po ta to 

Seborga: urghhhhhh

Sometimes we ditch the skinTo eat what it's holding inSometimes we'd rather pleaseHave just the outside with cheese They have eyes but they do not have facesI don't know if their feelings get hurtBy just hanging around in dark placesWhere they only can stare at the dirt (Repeat Chorus) I guess the use is scantFor other parts of the plantBut that which grows in viewIs eating potato too I imagine them under their acresOut in Idaho and up in MaineMaybe wondering if they'll be bakersOr knishes or latkes or plain 

(Repeat Chorus)

Prussia: *dead after being stabbed by potatoes by the micro nations*

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