Truth or Dare 9 ~_KittyMeow_~

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User: Aah! Back from a vacation of-

America: Burgers

England: Scones

China: A honeymoon with Shinatty

Russia: Stalking China

Germany: Visiting "Mount Wank"

Italy: Making a palace made out of pasta

Japan: Yaoi

Everyone: *stares at Japan*  (°__°)

Japan: What? Everyone does it!

User: Let's get back on track! Now, LETS SING

Vietnam: What song?

Denmark: *stunned* Shine bright like a *gulp* Doitsu

Germany: *face palm* Fine, but don't make it stupid-

Japan: SHINE BRIGHT RIKE A-

Italy: *chased by Belarus* DOITSU!!!

HRE: SHINE BRIGHT LIKE A-

Chibitalia: *chased by France* DOITSU!!!

Russia: So, shine bright! And you'll know, you're beautiful like-

Everyone: DOITSUS IN THE SKY

Japan: DESU

China: ARU

Korea: DAZE

Italy: VE~

Prussia: KESESESE~

Germany: *face palm* Why did I even?

User: Okay! Next up is... *points to Pewdiepie* PEWDS

Pewdiepie: How's it goin' bros, My name is PEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

User: *smiling at Sweden* ( ´ิU´ิ )

Sweden: ( ' _ゝ') ....I was high before...

America: *Spongebob narrator voice* FIVE WEEKS LATER...

Pewdiepie: WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWDIEPIE!

Sweden: ...So are we done?

America: Not yet, dude! *throws barrel at Pewdiepie* 

Pewdiepie: BARREL, BARRELS!!!!!!!!!!!!! *runs and hides everywhere*
Sweden: Could we just go to the next part?
America: And now are two people who makes me laugh the sh*t out of me. Presenting Smosh!
Anthony: Hi, he is dickface *points to Ian*
Ian: And welcome to jackass!
Canada: SHUT UP
User: XD
America: *throws Molester moon* Run!
Molester Moon: IM GOING TO MOLEST YOU~!!!
Ian: AAAAAAAAAAH!!!!
User: So, Japan. What your reaction?
Japan: Its like *turns into Molester Moon* IM GOING TO MOLEST YOU~!!! *turns back into Japan* So, yeah.
France: *is unamused* They're stealing my secret job- I mean, Hahaha...
_KittyMeow_: *pops out of nowhere* Japan! Give me your Yaoi!
Japan: Okay. *throws yaoi at her*
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I'm sorry. Lots of stuff have been going on!

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