England: *walks in an alley* Bloody hell, I hate alleys. I can get raped-
2p!France: *puts knife on England's neck* Don't move! I'm going to rape you! OHONHONOHONOHONOHONHONHONHONHONHON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
England: You can't call it rape when I'm enjoying it! *shouts* OH! Yeah! HARDER! OOOH! THERE, THERE!!!!!
2p!France: Sssssshhhh!!!!!!!!!
England: HAVE ME!! BECOME ONE WITH ME!!!!!!!!!! MORE MORE!!! WAI!!!
2p!France: Goddamit, you ruined it. F*ck you *walks away*
England: *smile* *tear falls from eye*
