Hetalia plays Flappy Bird

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-------------Let's start off with Prussia------------

User: Here! *hands phone with flappy bird* Now, whatever you do, DON'T DAMAGE THIS PHONE.

Prussia: *starts playing* Hmm, OMG IS DAT GILBIRD *hits into pipe* NOOOOOOOOOOOO

NUNUNUNUNUNUNUNU DONT DIE!

User: *snicker* Keep playing until you reach 10 points.

Prussia: Okay Gilbird, let's cooperat- *hits pipe* NOOOOOO! I HAVEN'T REACHED 1 POINT!

User: *spongebob narrator voice* 5 Hours later...

Prussia: *reaches 9 points* YES YEEEES!!! *hits pipe* NNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOO *explodes*

------------Italy's turn!-----------

 Italy: YAAAAAAAAAY!!!!!!! *plays flappy bird*

User: *spongebob narrator voice* 2 seconds later...

Italy:NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHUOVBTWGGVSASFVGBNMKJMIOKP<LGBYUHNJIMK<LNEFUHNU*FGBUIRGEUIREIUFUIFGU*GHU*FHU*GNUERGNR*G *turns into 2p!Italy* NO! *shoots phone*

User: No! My phone! *sobs* You were my best friend...

-----------France's turn----------

France: Ohonhonhonhonhon. "Flappy bird"~? Awesome!

User: Pervert...

France: Let's start this! *starts playing*

User: *spongebob narrator voice* an eternity later...

France: *gets angry at phone* YOU KNOW WHAT?!?!?! I HAVE A NEW GAME CALLED FAPPY BIRD. >:D *starts to-

[We here at Hetalia Crack Industry are very sorry because of France fapping to a humpback whale in spaceship while also have space sex with banana. This is usually rated as SPG but I rated it as PG only. We here at Hetalia Crack Industries are very sorry]

----------LAST ONE, ESTONIA------------

User: Now, It's your-

Estonia:*shows phone* Here.

{High score=5234}

User: NEIN! *shoots gun at hs head*

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