User: ...... *very quiet*
America: *enters room wearing dancey pants holding a balloon while riding a rainicorn on a banana spaceship while throwing sparkles all around* USERS BIRTHDAY IS NEAR....☆*:.｡. o(≧▽≦)o .｡.:*☆
User: GODDAMNIT *turns into 2p* NO!
England: Why? Why don't you like birthdays?
2p!User: Because I get to be the host of my fricking birthday and I WONT HAVE TIME TO WRITE IN WATTPAD. I WONT CATCH UP!!!
America: OH.... *Balloon pops*
User: *turns back to 1p* And I'll be 13, GERDAMMIT. At the age of 13, YOURE EXPECTED TO DO ALL THE CHORES, ALL THE GODDAMN CHORES!!!
America: *Pops*
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Seriously, THIS IS HAPPENING. My birthday is at the 27 and it's getting NEARER. OSHIT. ONONONONONONONONONO. But on the bright side, PRESENTS!!!!!!
