I feel sad, so I called over my friend to help me with this! Meet Kaido!
User: Kai-chan, can we do some prank calls, I mean everybody does it.
Kaido: Yeah, so who are we pranking?
User: Since this is Hetalia Crack, I suggest we do England!
Kaido: NAISU WAN!
User: Let's start this! *DAIALING*
England: Hello, This is Arthur speaking.
User: *America voice* Hey Iggy!
England: What do you want?
User: Listen, *whispering* I captured Sealand and he's with me right now.
England: Impossible, I just gave him grilled cheese today.
User: Don't want to believe. Listen to this
Kaido:*Sealand voice* mmmf! HELP ME ARTHUR!!!
England:Hey! PUT DOWN PETER!
User: I thought you hated him, so I thought that you wanted him to be gone, and Iwas supposed to TORTURE him and later KILL him.
England: NO!
User: Oh yes,but I will stop if you fullfill these conditions.
England: What is it?
User: First, Accept Sealand as a nation and sign the paperwork.
England: I swore to myself that to never do that!
User: Say goodbye to Sealand to me!
Kaido: HEEEEEEEELP!
England: Fine! *signs paper* what else?
User: Say that your cooking sucks.
England: Yes, It sucks.
User: Good, come over to my house wearing a stripper bunny outfit.
England: WHAT?!?! I WOULD NEVE-
User: Bye Sealand.
England: OKAY! Okay! I'm going there in 30 minutes. *hangs up*
User: BWAHAHAHAHAHA!
Kaido: He- He FELL for it!
User: Would you believe that he would go there?
Kaido: Maybe!
_______Meanwhile at America's house____________
*Dingdong*
America: Comin'! *opens door* what do you- *blushes red*
England: GIVE BACK SEALAND!
America: *closes door and dies*
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