America: HEY EVERYBODY GOD BLESS MURICA!!!!!!!!!!♪───Ｏ（≧∇≦）Ｏ────♪
User: Sorry gave him too much candy, *gathers everyone at the table* Everybody, as sign of randomness, let's eat this wonderfully killed turkey in this table tonight!
Kaido: Teehee, HAPPY RANDOM DAY!!!!!
England: Sounds suspicio-
User: *shoves turkey with "special sauce" in his mouth* NOW ALL OF YOU, EAT THE RANDOM CAKE!!!
Everyone: *eats cake and other food with special sauce*
User: Kesesesese~ They can be now controlled! *presses secret button with the label "My yaoi OTPS"*
Prussia: *magically goes near to Austria* Austria~ Can I, invaded your vital organs? *smirking suggestionally*
Austria: Okay, Prussia! *yaoi things*
User: *pops up* Since most of it is PG-13, I'll just write a list of the yaoi OTPS that we're supposed to be shown.
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AmeriCan
FrUk
SuFin
GerIta
SpaMano
PoLithuania [A/N: I don't know how it's called. XD]
RoChu
IceWay
GiriPan
RomaNia [A/N: Also Grampa Rome and Germania, I don't know the names! XD]
And many others...
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User: Now to add the finishing touch, *snaps fingers*
Yaoi Fans: *appears and looks at the yaoi*
Yaoi Fan #1: KYAAAAA, FRUK!!!!!
Yaoi Fan #2: OMiGherd, LerdHerlpMeeee *takes a lot of pictures and videos*
Yaoi Fan #3: Thank you, whoever did this. I'm going to write a fanfic about this *bows and starts writing*
User: There you have it! LOL, GIRIPAN AND ROCHU
