What is love?

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Sealand: Hey Iggy!
England: Hmm?
Sealand: What is "love"?
America: *crashes through door* Baby, don't hurt me!
Sweden: *crashes through wall* Don't hurt me!
Finland: *crashes throught roof* No more!
Sealand: Oh, okay!
England: But why are asking that?
Sealand: I found a stack of books with men with their tops off and labeled "Yaoi Love"
Hungary: *poker face* *walks away*
France: Shall I explain?
England: France, don't!-
Sealand: *nods head* Yeah!
France: Well, they *beep* and when he *beep*, he *beep* everything and *beep* him.
Sealand: Uh.... BYE! *runs away*
America: *puts on glasses* CHILDHOOD RUINED
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*puts on glasses* WHAT IS LOVE?

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